Sunday, June 18, 2017

War Machine



General McMahon: You do whatever you can to stimulate the local economy.

Soldier: Heroin is the only thing bringign money in. Not that i like to think where the money is going to, exactly, but the money keeps the people happy, so we're rolling with that.


General McMahon: Can’t they grow something else?

Soldier: Mmm-hmm. Yeah, they could grow cotton. Cotton would grow here.


General McMahon: Why don’t they grow cotton, then?

Soldier: Because the United States Congress will not allow any United States aid and development funds to be directed towards the cultivation of a crop that will end up on the world market in competition with US farmers.


General McMahon: Oh.

Soldier: Which pretty much rules out cotton.


General McMahon: Sure.

Soldier: So we are growing heroin instead.


General McMahon: Right.