Monday, March 31, 2014

Rubik’s Cube which I will never solve!



As proprietor and bartender of Moe’s Tavern, Moe regularly receives prank calls from Bart asking to speak with particular people with fictitious and embarrassing names. This prompts Moe to call out to everyone in the bar with lines such as “Has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?” and “Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I’m looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.” The “Donnie Fatso” episode is notable because Moe receives a phone call that is not a prank and not from Bart. Instead, Marion Anthony D’Amico, head of Springfield’s notorious D’Amico crime family, is calling. Fat Tony, as he is known to his friends (and enemies), simply wants Moe to find out if his Russian friend Yuri Nator is in the bar. Assuming that this is another prank by Bart, Moe makes the mistake of threatening the caller: I’m gonna chop you into little pieces and make you into a Rubik’s Cube which I will never solve!